NITE_Super_Long:

'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

(The CEO does not respond.)

NITE_Super_Long:

'Ello, sleazy?

CEO:

What do you mean "sleazy"?

NITE_Super_Long:

(pause) I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Kenny Pasternak:

We're closin' for lunch.

NITE_Super_Long:

Never mind that, my bald, fat friend. I wish to complain about this NITE Stock.

Kenny Pasternak:

Oh yes, the, uh,uh...What's wrong with it?

NITE_Super_Long:

I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. It's dead, that's what's wrong with it!

Kenny Pasternak:

No, no, 'e's uh,...it's resting.

NITE_Super_Long:

Look, matey, I know a dead NITE Stock when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

Kenny Pasternak:

No no it's not dead, it's, it's restin'! Remarkable company, we will continue to deliver superior returns to shareholders.

NITE_Super_Long:

Superior returns?!. It's stone dead.

Kenny Pasternak:

Nononono, no, no! It's resting!

NITE_Super_Long:

All right then, if it's restin', I'll wake it up! 'Ello, NITE Stock! I've got a lovely high volume, volatile BB stock for you if you show...

(yelling) 'ELLO NITE!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your Q3 earnings alarm call!

Now that's what I call a dead NITE Stock.

Kenny Pasternak:

No, no.....No, it's stunned!

NITE_Super_Long:

STUNNED?!?

Kenny Pasternak:

Yeah! You stunned it! Market makers stun easily, major.

NITE_Super_Long:

Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. NITE Stock is definitely deceased.

Kenny Pasternak:

Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for Citigroup.

NITE_Super_Long:

PININ' for Citigroup?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did it fall flat on its back the moment I bought more?

Kenny Pasternak:

Market makes prefer that. Remarkable company, ain't it,squire? Lovely mid-point pricing!

NITE_Super_Long:

Look, I took the liberty of examining that NITE Stock,and I discovered the only reason that it had been moving up in price in the first place was that it was hyped by buyout rumors.

Kenny Pasternak:

(pause)

Well, o'course it was hyped! If I hadn't been hyped, it would have died long ago, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee!

NITE_Super_Long:

"VOOM"?!? Mate, this company wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! It's bleedin' demised!

Kenny Pasternak:

No no! It's pining!

NITE_Super_Long:

It's not pinin'! It's passed on! This NITE Stock is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! It's a stiff! It rests in peace! It's metabolic processes are now history! It's kicked the bucket, It's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-NITE Stock!!